Superior SEO Design LOLz

by admin on August 23, 2009

So here we are, as SEO Ibiza never actually targeted “Superior SEO Design” with their main site (why would you?) it was pretty easy to get past with a site aimed specifically at that..

..a grand total of one week from site launch in fact.. :)

superior seo design 1 week in

The Clown Prince of SEO (still in top position on his prize phrase – probably for a few more days we think) is always banging on about how advanced his “web design” is, and how we over here (in technologically challenged Spain) use “exclusively traditional SEO techniques” while he has the advantage of high technology (valid web coding from what we can see, which is worth nothing as far as SEO is concerned)

So we took a more detailed look at his “Superior SEO Web Design” last night, and noticed not only isn’t it very superior SEO, but it’s not even very good web design, it has several very basic errors, it’s not even cross-browser tested, for a start.

fpr browser lolz

THIS IS A FAIL IN A WEBSITE’S PRIMARY MISSION, TO GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS

:)   ..Good start.

So we flicked across to IE7 to see what was happening, and yes indeed you can see all the text now, but in a different font – is it Times New Roman in fact? mm nice ;)

fpr ie7 font error

This is not very good really, is it? You would think that a web designer masquerading as an SEO would at least get his web design right?

We think this is pretty funny considering this nonsense quoted from their website..

“Why would anyone feel that being compliant is a bad thing? After all, being compliant ensures cross browser compatibility. We think that having your clients being able to view your site appropriately is pretty important to calling yourself superior SEO web design.”

It’s not a bad thing per se, it’s just utterly unimportant as far as SEO is concerned, and obviously didnt help much with the browser issues either :)

In his funny little make-believe-world clown believes that huge battles have been raging for these nonsense terms, and that he is coming out victorious, the truth is that the battle only started in earnest with this site 7 days ago now, and it’s taken only that long, 7 days to replicate his “achievements” of getting past SEO Ibiza for these terms, using the superior SEO techniques that we preach.

His site also still has numerous SEO gaffes on it, several of which we pointed out and he fixed a few months ago, but there are many more:

“Look-at-me-I-am-a-web-designer-masquerading-as-an-seo-company-as-any-real-seo-can-tell-by-looking-at-my-source-code”

..type mistakes lurking there :)   ..We will now be pointing out  all the humour inherent in this situation (and all over his site) right here, once a week on Comedy Sunday, until Numpty either stops the Twitter bragging about superiority with actually only very inferior skills, or steps his game up with a real website.

(dont hold your breath)

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